DFC #157 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Jeffy! Come quick! An anatomically correct woman!--DeRaptor
When daddy said I was gonna pull a train for my birthday, I didn't realize what he meant!--Jeff
"Hey, bitch, you better have every last penny of my money or...or...or you're going to time-out!"--Billy, the pacifist pimp--Greg J
WOW! My first Sex Ed Class! This is gonna be a great year!--jewl's other half
Ah, look Jeffy...why don't we continue our game later. Come back in about an hour.--RBByrnes
Check it out, Jeffy! Our new babysitter glows in the dark!--trent
"Hey, Jeffy, get P.J and we'll make the babysitter airtight!"--flapjack
Jeffy, come quick! The "Version Mary" is in our attic! And has she got one hot ass!--Schickelgruber
Daphne and Shaggy? No way! I always figured you were balling Freddy! Hey, can I have a "Scooby Snack"?--Schickelscooby
An out-take from "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Stacked."--Jessica Steinhice
The Keane Family Revolving Door Principal works something like this: I'm first... --Bongbrain
Jeffy, c'mere, quick!! Aunt Tess is really Batgirl!!!--Mike Smith
Jeffy! We have GOT to put LSD in Dad's coffee EVERY time he's at the drawing desk!--sewer urchin
Jeffy! This is Judy Jetson's room! Betty Rubble's room must be farther down the hall!--XoLo
Whoa! Well Dad, I'm utterly shocked to find you with our babysitter. I was expecting the poolboy.--MechaGumby
You better run! Mommy's home, she just did daddy upstairs with a .357, and she knows you're down here!--anon
OK, "Pepper," I got another john for you. 1243 2nd Street, and he's a toe-sucker.--skippy
Wow, Grampa! We were all wondering whether they'd still let you be a transvestite in Heaven!--Priscilla
My name's Elmo. Wanna tickle me?--Anastasia
Hey Jeffy! Look what I found! A whore!--Pahco
"Wow! Now this is the Vegas that Sanatra kept telling me about!!!--Huggy Bear
Ok, I found Thel's cold cream and hand cuffs, what's next?--Tazabby
Whoa Dolly! You sure have been slugging down that milk!-- Tazabby
Man, a striptease while I screw the door! What more could I ask?--Homer15
Awwrrrriiiiiiight!!! Jeffy, It's that chick from those ' Aerosmith ' videos!--Doc Evil
Hey! We can't find those crotchless undies you said to put on!--Carl Barnpipe
C'mon, babe, Jeffy needs a fluffer in cartoon 156 pronto!--anon
I just knew this move to Stepford would do the family good.--Anastasia
Wouldn'cha know it -- finally SOMETHING worth seeing, and Dad decides it's finally time to darken a room!--Charlie Steinhice
Jeffy, I think I got an election!--anon
Jeffy! This door leads to the Apartment 3G comic strip. You tell mom I'll be late for dinner.--binky
Dorothy! Stop fucking Toto and get the hell out of the house! The twister's coming!--Riff
Hey, Dad, the stripper's here! You should get remarried more often!--Joe Blow
'Ello LaVoin! 'Ello Shoil!--Doc Evil
Ok, ok, I'll leave. Just turn off that damn wind machine!--Tazabby
Unsuspectingly, Jeffy arrived to see Billy, tied at the wrists and hanging from a door knob. What was the babysitter going to do next?--J
Bil? Is that really you?--TBone
Heellllllllloooooooooo, Nurse!--Don Spudleone
While Thel Keane is on vacation this week,the role of Mommy will be played by Christina Applegate--Furplay
Years later, Billy would wonder what had disturbed him more -- bursting in to discover Daddy getting ready for a "night out with the boys", or the undeniable stirring in his loins.--Paul Roub
"Wow! Jeffy, you were right! She is breastfeeding an octopus!"--Ravecavy
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