DFC #189 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
BAM!!!BAM!!! POW!!!!BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!!!!!! HeeHee. OK P.J , your turn.--Timmy's Flat Rotting Colon
Ok, now, if you'll notice that the Sixth Floor window was obviously not in the right angle for Oswald to...oh shit! Wait a minute! I've got the wrong travel guide! Nevermind...--OM
Ok, first we piddled on the Alamo, then Grant's Tomb and JFK's Eternal Flame. All that's left now is to take a crap on the steps of the White House, and we can get on 'Jerry Springer' for sure!--OM
Beige. I wonder what the outside would look like in beige?--OM
PJ tries to contain the barf as he gets a whiff of Dolly's armpit.--tomas
Ok, you've got the fence down. Billy, load up the grenade launcher. Dad...I wanna get a picture of this.--Casey Jones
They all watched eagerly as Dolly ate the lead-laden paint flakes from the White House mural, beginning her unwitting slide into dementia.--Marty Gray
That low howl isn't a moose - It's Janet Reno treating her yeast infection.--Carl
Look everyone! The real world is beakoning us from the mists! Run! Run for all your worth!--The Almighty Afro
"I think I can make it," Dolly shouted as she broke into a run. The family just sat there slackjawed, and within a few seconds the sharpshooters had done their work.--nonentity
Oh, of course Chelsea will be my friend. If not, I'll just have to take her home with us and keep her in the basement until she's more agreeable.--Anastasia
This must be a good time to raid Bil's wallet. That's the exact view that's on the back of a $20 bill.--Norm DePlume
"...Da-ad! Stop looking at Thel's tits for one second, would you? Geez."--The Monkey's Uncle
As the new First Family marched excitedly toward their new digs, the Illuminati--sequestered a posh desert bunker thousands of miles away--cackled with glee. The world's 'only superpower' would be a pushover beyond their wildest hopes.--Kevin
You call this a matte painting?! No way am I compositing a 2-mile-wide spaceship against this! Someone throw this joker off the studio lot!!--ewhac
And here's another dysfunctional family with a patriarch named Bill!--Riff
Go ahead and have your Difficult Zone goons rough me up! "What kind of a moron artist forgets to draw the security fence?!?" It has to be said!--Rotter
Don't cry, PJ. I think I see your pennant up there!--phonsux
Let me put it this way. A big contribution isn't the only ticket to spend the night in the Lincoln Bedroom.--Gen. Sedgwick
"If she leans just a little bit more", thought Billy, "I'll get to see Dolly's new 'Hillary Underoos'!"--W. Darren Prouty
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