DFC #1
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc.
Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc.

"You are getting sleepy. You will pick up the knife. You will first decapitate the girl..."--Wes Flinn
Hey! How come for us you never wear that tight little french maid's outfit, like you do when you serve Dad his breakfast?--George McAuliffe
AWWWWW Ma, cat food again?!?!?--keith corcoran
Yo Bitch! I said more orange juice! Now, Dammit!--jk
Boy mom, things have really gone to shit around here since dad ran off with that male stripper.--zazu
"I know you love that Early American motif, but buffalo tripe in the morning is a bit hard to take."--Paul T. Riddell
Why am I the only one here who doesn't have the glazed look of a zombie?!--Roger Rabehl
Hey! Mom! Did you hear about the meteor crash last night? It destroyed the three cartoons before this one!--Daniel Saults
Whoa! Weren't you a D-cup in the last cartoon?--anon
Jesus mom! When you said we were going to have another orgy, I didn"t think you meant food!--Merrieweather
Aw, ma, all these bran cereals keep giving me the shits!--anon
This gruel sure does taste better with a Republican in the Whitehouse!--D Bailey
Mommy, how can you tell a booger from bran flakes?--Mark Cable
Why mother, you look smashing! Simply smashing! Seriously, would it kill you to freshen up a little bit?--pd
"Oh, yeah: Daddy said for me to tell you he's spending the weekend with Little Annie Fanny and Cherry Poptart, so don't bother making breakfast for him."--Paul T. Riddell
Does Daddy know you're a lesbian?--babysue
Mommy, I need some more milk on my Wheaties. Why don't you whip out one of your hoots and give me some straight from the tap?--David J. Johnson
Okay. So we all eat rat poison so Daddy will feel bad about spending the night with his secretary. I got that part. What I want to know is why there isn't a bowl for you.--Blake
Toast, juice, and cereal? Does this mean were to old to breast feed anymore?--anon
Yeah mom, what are you going to do? Cut off my other leg?--whatever
Dolly said you only had one orgasm last night, but we heard you scream three times!--Mike Ross
I don't get it. When we watched that movie last night and Charlie Chaplin ate his shoe, you all laughed.--Kluger Hans
This Soylent Green tastes like people!--Nethicus
"So what I'm saying is don't you feel your life is an endless, meaningless parade of preparing meals for ungratfeful children and a distant, unspeaking spouse?"--Tim Kaldahl
Mommy, whose pubic hair is in my cereal?--anon
Mommy, why does my cereal taste like bitter almond?--Mike
Faster with the peanut butter! We're losing Jeffy by the second!--Bill Dettelback
Who marked out the expiration date on this milk?--Roxanne LeReaux
Dad's wasted again. Am I goin' to have to draw today's strip?--anon
Y'know, ma, if you and Dad got us on T-shirts or Burger King cups or something, we wouldn't hafta eat this damn generic puffed rice stuff for breakfast every morning.--Brent Stocking
Daddy ... now that you've had the operation, are we supposed to call you Mommy?--Richard K.
Mommy, why does your bathrobe tie at the waist if it only opens to the neck?--anon
You don't have the guts to use that knife! You're a weak one, woman!--anon

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