DFC #62 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Man, you gotta start layin' off the sauce, Mom... That's the third time this week you've put Comet on our spaghetti!--The Abominable Dr. Phibes
Oooooooh yeahhhh...... ANTS!--Nethicus
I don't know mom, I don't think anything can improve the taste of grits.--anon
I'm just wondering when that free-floating mouth will fall into the food...--Orion the Hunter
No! I believe what I asked was, "What is Sushi?" not "Can we please have raw fish and squid for dinner?"--Roxanne LeReaux
Nice try Mom, but now it'll just taste like SALTY shit.--Greg J
Judging from vacant look and the fact that you've just served me a plate of pepper, I'd have to say that you've been mixing pills and booze again.--Greg J
Psst, Mom, I don't want to alarm you, but PJ's dinner is starting to get away!--ZooBoy
Mom! Help me get this fork outta my cheek!--Magus
Well now, this sure beats the black coffee and cigarettes you normally give me for lunch. --zazu
That's right. Pour on that Miracle-Gro. I'm not going to be two-and-a-half feet tall forever.--DMW
"I see father's attempt to raise revenues through blatant product placement have been foiled by his own indistinct, sloppy drawing style. I guess this means we'll be eating raw spaghetti next week as well, huh Mom?"--Brian Raiter
Double the dosage, Mom. The last time only put Dad in the hospital for a month!--RBByrnes
I thought dad wanted his ashes sprinkled over the ocean.--zazu
"How'm I gonna do all that coke with this crappy fork?"--Mr. Clean
"I don't care how much damn cheese you dump on it, It'll still taste like shit."--Mr. Clean
Wow, Mom. That oregano is most excellent. Huhhuh. Huh. I could eat the whole damned pot of spaghetti.--Hans
And you're sure that this Rhino Horn aphrodisiac is going to make our next "family time" more bearable?--Hans
It always happens...whenever we eat dinner here in the DFC zone, I start mumbling about Soylent Green. I don't even know what the hell Soylent Green is!--Diggit
You can season it all you want, but I say it's still gonna taste like cat food.--The Lawyer
No mom, pouring salt on their tails stops birds, not worms.--Paul Roub
That better not be saltpeter, bitch. I've got plans for Dolly tonight.--anon
Of course I look tired. What did you think we we doing in bed that last cartoon, anyway?--Boschcat of the Apocalypse
Back off, P.J., you armless little fuck -- this is MY dinner.--zed unbound
Two reasons that's not going to work, Mom: 1. I can read, so I know it's rat poison, and 2. I wasn't going to eat this plate of shit, anyway.--Roy
Hey, Jiggles - when you're done here, fix me an extra-dry martini, no olive. Thanks, toots. 'Preciate it.--Craig
I'm pretty sure that kelp flakes on overcooked spinach is considered a sign of child abuse in all fifty states.--Horselover Fat
Ah. Beans and pepper. Hit the lottery, did we?--Westur the Unspeakable
"I saw a kid at school do a really cool trick with a spaghtti noodle once. I could show you if I had two nostrils."--Blake
"If you're wanting PJ to eat, you might want to loosen his bib enough so he can swallow."--Blake
"Oh golly gee whiz!" Billy said sarcastically, "I can hardly wait for all those pet-eating, child-poisoning, drug-induced captions that just seem to pop up everytime there's another 'eating" cartoon on the DFC."--kafka
Due to their mother's trusty magnet and her insatiable need to replace the iron she loses every month, Billy and PJ's anemia progressively worsened.--Toad
Mommy!! Last time we ate your "magic dust" on the 'spgetti, I thought I was a cow for a week!--Munkihed
Did you notice that PJ looks like a young Drew Carey?--Rich Coughlan
Hmmm... Ri... dil... lin... I sounded it out like you taught me.--Rich Coughlan
Jesus, Mommy! That's enough MSG to choke Godzilla!! No wonder our eyes are always at half mast!--Vice Pope Doug
Since we're eating sawdust, I can assume that someone forgot to get our government cheese on the first?--Hans
I like my food just like my women, hot and spicy!--Rich Coughlan
You see PJ, the Keane curse makes the entire family unable to properly hold objects. Case in point, me and the fork, and Mom and the cheese.--Coyote
PJ, if you even think about touching my food we'll find out just how much pressure that soft spot on your head can take!--anon
Mom, we've done "salt on the slugs" to death. Can't we torture some of Dad's gerbils?--Frenchy, the toad swallower
You know, when I said "dig me something up to eat", you didn't have to take it so literally.--Rishmawy
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