DFC #12 |
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"One, two, three, four - Mom bops Mailman on the floor. Five, six, seven, eight - Better pray that Daddy's late."--Wes Flinn
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar! Daddy's pokey into Mommy really makes her holler!--EJ
DADDY!!! HELP ME!!! THE DOTTED LINE THAT'S BEEN STALKING JEFFY IS ATTACKING ME!!!--Daniel Saults
"Rat shit, bat shit, dirty little twat. Sixety-nine assholes tied in a knot."--D' Gothneck
"Alabaster, Stratocaster, cookies 'n' cream. My dad gave your dad a backdoor ream."--anon
"Two, four, six, eight. Daddy, Daddy my period's late."--Rishmawy
Yes, it is the rope Billy used to hang himself. But that was weeks ago. Get over it.--Blake
One potato, two potato, three potato four! Billy's down on Main Street, pickin' up a whore!--Mike
You're lucky, Dad! All the other Dads on the block PAY to watch me do this!--zazu
After all these years, Daddy, you finally came up with an idea that *works* with that stupid round panel.--Trism
1-2-3-4, Dad threw Mommy out the door! 5-6-7-8, And bashed her head against the gate!--Magus
"77...78...79...Jeezus, Billy's right. Skipping this rope isn't half as fun as smoking it!"--Andy Ihnatko
Rosemary, sage, thistle, and thyme. If you want your caption accepted, make it rhyme!--Craig
5-4-3-2, Mommy's mouth is full of goo! 4-3-2-1 That means Daddy just got some!--matt
"1,2,4,3! Home schooling worked for me!"--Trism
Daddy! Look! Billy's lower intestine dried in the sun! Just like you said it would!--Geoff Voigt
Look, Daddy, I can skip rope as fast as mommy could skip town!!--The Unmasked Revenger
I'm still playin with that thing from last strip! Yipeeeeeee!--David
One, two, three, four - Daddy's spunk is for his whore. Five, six, seven, eight - Mommy's twat can't satiate.--anon
Step on a crack, break your mother's back! Step on a crack, break your mother's back!! . . .--A. Nonnie Muss
We must, we must, we must increase our bust!--David Lively
Tie me up, tie me down, throw me senseless on the ground!!!--anon
Look, Dad -- I've been skipping rope and running for two weeks now, and I'm STILL gaining weight. I think you really did get me pregnant this time!--El Vez
Jeffy read in Penthouse that this will make my boobies grow.--anon
Momma's late...Dad's irate...Da mailman's gone and left the state...--Bluto
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire..."--Destoye
I didn't know they even made black leather jumpropes till I looked in Mommy's closet.--Trism
Daddy! Look! I can jump rope with PJ's colon!--Vhomitt
Damn, where's a good tapeworm joke when you need one?--anon
I am skipping rope! Tra-la-la-la-la! Funny, huh?--Pee
Jumpin', pumpin', humpin', bop - Mommy's done 'em all but Pop!--anon
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