DFC #191
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc.
Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc.

"Trick or treat!! Oh, sorry, for a minute there I thought it was Halloween and you were dressed as a used car salesman."--MutantDog
...and, finally, item #101 of things on this plane that would look better than that jacket. Now shall we recap, or do you have the idea?--alanon
Now's our chance... Okay, listen up! Everyone deposit their money and jewelry in this bag, or my Dad will hand out Family Circus cartoons!--Ratman
Hey Dad, this would have been useful to your public when you drew Dilbert's strip on April 1st, wouldn't it?--anon
Hey Dad, look what I smuggled on board! 4 bucks a drink, fuck that!--anon
Oh my God! I'm all for saving the earth, but this recycling crap has gone too far.--Toff
Barf bag? You're so naive. This is what I'm stickin' over my head to get out of this hellhole of a strip.--Don Spudleone
"Quick, Dad, let's get drunk and test it out! Waitress!!"--Dr. Zam
He He He...I just told Dolly these were trick or treat bags and now she's dumping out all the full ones looking for candy!--anon
Don't let them give you any grief, Dad. I don't think your sportcoat's too loud. In fact, now that I'm used to it, the naseua is almost all gone - I didn't need this after all.--Joe Klein
Just put the jacket in here. It'll save a step and be quieter than the reaction I'm about to have to it.--Peon
Just deposit your hopes and dreams into the bag. It's an appropriate place for them.--Anastasia
Hey, look. Just like we use when we pretend to rob the 7-11!--Azazael
"Damn, this really is a cheap flight, Dad. I asked the stewardess where the bathroom is, and she handed me this bag. And it's not even two-ply."--The Simian
How's this Dad? I blow it up and pop it, while you pretend to wave around a gun. The sky marshall two seats back'll put you out of your misery and improve the pattern of that liesure suit in one swell foop.--Stefan Jones
Allright Dad!!! this seat came with complimentary green silly putty!--wraith
Of course we're going to need these. What do you expect from "Flying Grenade Airlines"?--Preacher/Judge
A vomit bag, Bil! Surely you can think of a funny cartoon about a vomit bag!--Kevin
You'll be needing this--I'm afraid the in-flight movie has Kevin Costner in it.--Trent
...and if we put these brown paper "airsickness bags" into the seat-backs, we can almost imagine we're not taking a Greyhound all the way home from Washington!--Rotter
I got the "Jimmy Hats" right here, bill! You ready to join the "mile high club"?--Karl Marx
You can tell these folks are familiar with your work!--Bill Versteegen
Just as Jeffy's chatter about the paper bag reached maximum inanity, Bil saw his son's airline seat swell to gargantuan proportions. The horse tranquilizers were working their magic.--Jojo the Spiv
Well, from this, I'd hazard a guess that we'd best not have the beef.--Vice Pope Doug
"The captain has turned off the No Hurling sign ..." Heh, heh -- God, Daddy, I'm way funnier than you!--Vice Pope Doug
...a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. What did you bring?--anon
We're rich, Daddy! I got someone to sponsor us a dollar for each "eating barf" caption this cartoon gets!--The Outsider

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