DFC #74 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Since Kathy Lee's sweatshops got closed down, she's out of work, so I told her she could babysit for $.25 a day.--anon
I caught her entering "I have no legs" captions. The usual punishment?--Magus
..and with same sex health benefits, we don't have to stay in the closet!--zazu
she's Yoko's bastard child and she's hell-bent on breaking up Menudo!--zazu
Well I got her Joan of Arc 'do, but she's hesitiant about the burning at the stake thing! --zazu
She's hiding from her parents. They want her to fly cross country. Solo.--zazu
As requested, this is Miko Toriyama, grandchild of the bastard that shot down Grampa in WWII. Do with her as you wish, but the boy is mine!--Phaze
Gran'ma, guess what! They have melon-headed kids in Asia, too!--The Outsider
So P.J., is that a baby bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to meet my friend Becky?--kafka
Could YOU explain to Jeffy how foolish he looks with a Beatle moptop?--Hugh Jass
Okay, Mabel has marked his best projectile vomit so far. When I get out of the way, squeeze him again, and we'll see if he can beat his record.--Hugh Jass
Grandma, this is Marie. She plays me in the French version of the DFC.--Hugh Jass
Oh, great and majestic Grand Witch, this is Sally, and she wishes to become one of the coven.--Nethicus
Grandma, this is a new character who no one has ever seen before. Therefore, in keeping with the precident set by every episode of Star Trek, it's a safe bet she'll be dead by the next panel.--ferret
And if the small one doesn't suit your needs, you might want to consider buying this one.--Nat Fairbanks
You'll never believe this, Gra'ma...Dad's the one who napalmed Trahng's parents back in 'Nam--Smelly Bob
Becki just told me that baldness comes from the Mother's side of the family. What side does Melon-headedness come from?--BK
See? I TOLD you she can get out of a straight jacket!--Mikael Behrens
"Behold, Grandma, a captive bound and presented for your pleasure! With her I wish to purchase the freedom of the infant Moses!"--anon
OK, we gave you the idol, now give us the key to the John! Debbie's gonna explode any second!--Capt. phealy
"I found her passin' out Christian pamphlets around the neighborhood. Should I tie her to the sacrificial altar or crucify her upside down?"--Cole Mitchell
"As soon as you've finished budding that clone from your chest, can we go to the Discovery Zone?"--The Sandman
Here's another little one in the neighborhood who looks suspiciously like Mom. Are you SURE she's not selling them after conception?--Keef
No, you listen! If you don't give this girl back her baby, legs are gona be broken. I don't want to go into it any further.--Mojo Bohrovski
Be nice to our comics exchange student. She's the first one who's ever volunteered to come.--DMW
Hey, you senile old bag, that's not PJ's bottle. That's a tube of Crest.--Rich Coughlan
I told you my Grandma had the biggest goiter in the entire retirement community.--Rich Coughlan
Grandma, this is my new personal assistant, Li Ting. If she catches anyone going into my room uninvited, she'll leave them in a heap in the hallway. I'm sure we understand each other, right Grandma?--The Bear
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