DFC #10 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
I need someone to blame this on! Where's that dumb dog?--Ernie M.
"That's what I think of this HOUSE, that's what I think of YOU, and the next time it's gonna fuckin' BE you!"--Tim Harrod
You call that crap "Haute Cuisine"!--Rishmawy
"Okay, wise-ass. No fuckin' peas with the burger! Shall we try again?"--C.Winstead
It's in several pieces and covered with crap. Kinda like your marriage, huh?--Nethicus
You missed me bitch! Better work on that follow-through. HA, HA!--jade
Hey next time you throw a plate at me put some dinner on it!!--len webb
Don't worry, it's only one of those crappy plates that Mom orders from her housekeeping magazines. I'm sure she'll never miss it.--anon
Daddy says he ate better than this in a Turkish prison.--Roy Olsen
Jesus Christ, you call that carpet? I've seen pavement that had more give!--Pete B.
Ya know, your aim would be better if you weren't drunk all the time!--zazu
Why yes, that was the last plate of your wedding set. Kinda symbolic, dontcha think?--anon
I am offering a 25 cent reward for information leading to the apprehension of this plate's real murderers.--Trism
I was looking at my reflection and putting on my lipstick, when the plate slipped. Honest!--ZooBoy
It hit me first!--Trax
Alright Mom! I'm *TIRED* of this low fat shit! I want a Happy Meal!--The Lightkeeper
Boy, your aim sucks as much as your food!--anon
You'd best move that fat white ass of yours a lot faster next time, Bitch, or it won't just be a plate that gets slammed against the linoleum, you got that?!--Craig
"Oh, no! All over our white carpet and our white walls and our white table and our white sofa and my white shi...aw, God-DAMMIT, Keane!!!"--Andy Ihnatko
Your puny flatware is no match for the power of the Dark Side!--Nethicus
I don't understand--how can accidents like this happen in a world created by a perfect and all powerful God?--Matt Cohen
Daddy, quit ducking! Mommy almost got *me* with that one!--ik
Oh fuckin' son of a bi... I, I mean "Whoops I dropped my plate mommy!"--Harry G
Yes, the RED asterisk. Jeez! Click on it, and down here you'll see what kind of moronic remarks we'd like to avoid having to edit through.--Rishmawy
Why is all your cooking based on a dare?--anon
Damn, she's quick!--M. Head
The dish was trying to run away with the spoon, so I had to off them both.--Dark Roger
Daily gravity check! Yep, still works! See ya tomorrow!--anon
Hey1 Watch it Mommy! That one cut my right leg down to a stub!--Magus
" I don't care if Dolly COULD levitate plates when she was my age! I'm telling you I ain't got no damn shining!"--anon
"Didn't I tell you this would happen the next time you put a Pocahontas plate in front of me?"--anon
Hell, I look like a damned ape, why shouldn't I act like one?--David J. Johnson
Mess, what mess? This is art!--Ray Gaskill
I told you! A dark spectre with "Ida Know" on its chest took control of my body and smashed the plate! Dear God, why won't anyone believe me?!?--Andy Ihnatko
Witness the awesome power of my mind!--Dan
"See? A crashed saucer! Roswell wasn't an isolated instance!"--Paul T. Riddell
It's one for the X-Files, Mom!--anon
Society did it!--Dan
For Christ's sake, you should have used leek instead of scallions!! This is totally wrong!!--Pat Doggett
This plate is only the beginning. I'm going to trash this whole strip unless Bil gets in here with an eraser and FIXES MY DAMN FACE!--Blake
Ha, Ha, you missed me again! Those pills really affect your aim.--anon
The tarot cards, the tea leaves, and now this... It's time to dig Billy up for the ritual, Dad!--Pagan
I don't fucking care if BIG BIRD and the POPE are at table 3, I want some service NOW, or I'll break every dish in this damned diner!--The Unmasked Revenger
THAT's what I think of your freakin' $500 Gone With The Wind Plates!--anon
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