DFC #33
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc.
Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc.

And we won't stop until we find Billy's other fingers.--Tom Jenkins
Well, I'm looking at a couple fucking like no tomorrow, so there!--studly
I don't think used condoms count as scenery.--Mark T.
In the trees, shithead! The birds are in the TREES!--Pastor of Muppets
Oh, look. _Another_ 'center-of-gravity' joke opportunity.--anon
I know I said the planes would be coming in below radar, but REALLY...--anon
Decent background...amusing designs in clear view...Jeffy begging for an "anal-sex" joke. Altogether not a bad day.--Bob Anonymous
Decent background...but Jeffy is begging for an "anal-sex" joke. Yep, it's the DFC again.--Bob Anonymous
I told you, you little shit, one more "wow...she's got bigger tits than Dolly" comment and I would shove those binoculuars down your throat. Just be thankful you're not pulling them out of your ass.--The Unmasked Revenger
Daddy look! he's casting a shadow!--Judge Dredd
Dammit, this is the third time the Gimp has escaped. That bamboo cage of yours can't hold anyone.--DMW
You know, I thought it was bad enough when Dad started wearing the purse, but I think the lipstick is a little over the top.--Tuktoyuktuk Head
Idiot! Never bend over like that when Daddy's in his purse carrying mood!--anon
Dammit, Dad! Here comes a buttload of "peeping tom" captions! Thanks a lot!--Lord G
Wow, Dad. A forest glade. You're getting pretty artistically ambitious.--Toozday
He's using his thermos to shoot down aliens again. Hurry up an' find his medication.--zazu
"How come Jeffy gets a shadow and I don't?"--Mr. Clean
"Dad, I think Jeffy got your phony binoculars with the booze inside."--Mr. Clean
Ah! Springtime and love is in the air! Daddy peeps in on Mrs Bumstead, I ogle that fat chick in the Cathy strip and Jeffy gets to watch a couple bugs hump!--paTRICK heSTER
As little Jeffy leaned over farther and farther, Dolly's telekenisis was stretched to its excruciating, mind-searing limits to prevent him from falling and driving his binoculars into his brain.--Pete B.
Better, but those glutes could still use some more definition.--Pete B.
Look for yourself, Jeffy. The pants Dad is wearing now are the same that Mom is wearing in cartoon #32. I'm telling you, something about this just doesn't _feel_ right!--BK
It was not a come-on to Hilda. I was just weighing myself, dammit.--Horselover Fat
But where da- waaaiit! Hold the caption! Jeffy's gotten into my stash again.--anon
"Rubes" is lame today. Can you see "Dilbert" yet, Jeffy?--Fork
Yo, Leewenhoek! Rent a clue!--anon
You know, when you trip over a rock and have those things shatter in your eyes, I'm gonna die of laughter.--Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar
"Uh oh...umm...Hey, Dad! Just out of curiousity, how long do you have to stare at the sun before you go blind?"--Felix W.
"Bird," Jeffy, not "turd."--ewhac
Jeffy, you're defying gravity again. All the DFC'ers will notice...--ewhac
"Don't bother looking--it's not like Bil drew any birds in."--Larry Hastings
Have you noticed how many "friends" Daddy runs into in the woods since he bought that purse?--anon
Here we go. Now I have to say stupid things about my brother's butt for all the DFC people. Sigh.--anon
Daddy? Billy's doing that weird gravity-defying walk again!--zed
C'mon...say it...I've got a head like a #@%$ing watermelon...SOMEBODY'S gotta say it...you know you want to...might as well get it over with...--zed
Jeffy, If you keep walking around like that, Bill will have you transferred over to the Katzenjammer kids. It looks bad for our image.--Adam-Assad GAHA
It's not fair.. everyone has a flask of booze disguised as binoculars but me!--patrik
Pull up your pants PJ, you're not a plumber.--Pete Coppenrath
Uh, Dad? Tell me about Newton's laws again... They do apply to little brothers, don't they?--Phooeycault
You know, a few less IQ points and they'd have to hang a bell 'round your neck.--anon
The way I figure it, they won't be all that upset if we don't find PJ. I heard he was an "oops" anyway. --MechaGumby
...And then there were two. Heh heh.--MechaGumby

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