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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Daddy, the caption for this cartoon is so pathetically obvious I'm not even going to dignify it by saying it.--anon
"Stuck with your face and mom's head... I hate both of you!"--anon
"Can you show me how to 'lap dance'?"--Ray Gaskill
Daddy, how 'come you're such a pathetic human being?--GM
Sooo, Jack Daniels for breakfast again?--jk
Lost a bundle on the ponies again, Bil? --apt
You look just like John Tesh, 'cept you're a drunken loser.--anon
"Daddy, you know how you can tell you're really sick? I can poke you in the eyes and you won't blink or nothing."--Paul T. Riddell
"Lordy, you actually have eyes! You really need to clean those glasses more often."--Paul T. Riddell
Don't feel too bad, Daddy. It happens to all men sometimes.--Roy Olsen
Not so tough without your glasses, are you, you big dope!--Roger Rabehl
Antabuse is supposed to make you feel bad.--anon
Ok, Then. How about I *READ* you the want ads?--anon
Not unless you use a condom.--anon
"Charles Schulz doesn't knock off for the day after drawing just one damned panel! That's why he has $250,000,000 and a private plane and you have a crummy tract house in the suburbs!!!"--Andy Ihnatko
Daddy, I don't think drinking all of my cough syrup was such a good idea.--Tim Kaldahl
I told you that Crystal Meth wasn't cooked long enough!--Nethicus
Daddy, put your glasses back on. I'm not Mommy!--Milt Hathaway
"You know this isn't helping me at all with my Electra complex, Daddy."--anon
Hey Daddy! Pull my finger!--Dreggy
Look dad, how many times do I have to say it? Lay off the bong!!--anon
Daddy, how come we have two sets of eyebrows?--nuttyegg
Rocko only *warned* you this time, but if you bring Barney to my next party you're a dead man.--Roxanne LeReaux
This strip blows! I'm goin' ta elope with Zippy.--anon
If you're gonna keep having these fights with Mommy, mebbe you should buy a futon.--Rob Marquardt
You haven't been laid in a while, have you daddy?--anon
This dry humping sucks!--anon
Listen, I'm not telling you what to do. I'm just saying if I were bigger than Mommy, she wouldn't be telling ME where to sleep.--Blake
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