DFC #129 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Watch this. Billy's at one end of the block, daddy's at the other, they both have dog whistles, they alternate three-second bursts. The bitch is coldcuts.--The 4-Star Pope
I believe its 200 bucks for just her and 300 for her and the dog.--Mad Mike
I don't care if she is blind, Jeffy. I need money for some smack, so go get me that bitch's purse, PRONTO!!--slacker
This jeffy lawn jockey gets two appeacnces in a week!--Jan Keilek
Well that pooch is cute, but I like them un-nutered. More action. --<<<;-)
Nah, that one's too lame. I'd prefer a collar that's studded like Mommy's, only maybe with blunter spikes.--Gen. Sedgwick
Now if we just follow along for a few blocks, you'll see what happens when you hide one of Mommy's LSD tabs in a wad of burger meat and leave it on the sidewalk.--Bob Schmalfeldt
Isn't it strange that we haven't had any "doggy style" captions yet?--The Lawyer
In her case, it's more like man's best replacement, if you know what I mean.--Roy
Who's walking who? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKIN' ORIGANAL!!!!!!--Joel Kazoo
All the signs are there! Supple pouting breasts! The Tennis outfit! Butch haircut! She's a friend of Mom's alright! --Bill Versteegen
Okay, now just pop the tab of Alka-Seltzer in your mouth the way I showed you.--Anastasia
"I don't know what those boneheads at the DEA are thinking--we moved our meth lab crosstown months ago!"--Larry Hastings
Poor Doggie! It looks like his nose hurts from spending the whole day jammed up that lady's short skirt!--JoJo
Yeah, Cujo has really let himself go. With Stephen King churning out 50,000 words a month, he's a surplus commodity.--SpinnWebe
Funny, Sam always drags his other end on the sidewalk.--anon
Once the crystal meth kicks in, watch the pooch drag that skinny bitch about ten blocks. . --Four Corpulent Porpoises
Get the Louisville, boy. We'll have dog tonight.--jack gray
I heard she got a dog to keep the fashion police at bay.--Anastasia
He's okay, but you really haven't experienced nirvana until you've been in the middle of a Scooby Doo-Marmaduke sandwich!--slacker
One bitch, two bitch. Snotty bitch, snorting bitch. (With apologies to Dr. Suess)--Pastor of Muppets
What a great day. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. A perfect bestiality joke is just a-walkin' by. It just doesn't get any better.--Greg J
As soon as he lifts his leg, blow the dog whistle. He'll jump so fast, that bitch will get a good pee bath.--Tazabby
Yeah, that's a real friendly dog, but it's nose is sure cold on the back of your neck!--Orion the Hunter
That's where Mommy was sitting when Daddy was mowing the lawn with no shirt on.--Rainman
Did her, did him.--Not my joke, but who cares?
Hey, y'know what really makes girls like you? When you kill their dog. Go ahead, what're you waiting for? --M. Bloom, bitter man
That reminds me. I need to go loosen Billy's ball gag.--The Lawyer
Yeah, she always curbs her dog in front of our house. I don't even know her name...I think she's the mom of that kid in second grade who the principal says looks just like Billy.--Rotter
Fifth one today! Hey, when you buried Dennis, did you use the whole bag of QuickLime like I said?--Rotter
No, not that one, he's too bony. We need to get a plump one so we can eat for the next three days.--Tazabby
Go get the camcorder, Jeffy. Barfy's about to get some "action" from Princess over there, and dad'll pay us real good for the tape.--Anon
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