DFC #42 |
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No, Mom, just because you have a tambourine does not mean you're in! Sheesh!--Shane
So what if we look like Menudo? Our sound is tight, our choreography is top notch and dammit, we fuckin' rock!--Vincent Van Gopher
Hey Mom, I think we're gonna need a new manager. Danny just accidently ran over Mr. Kinkaid with the bus.--Rich Coughlan
Yeah, we were gonna be like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but Dolly can't use a sock!--BiLl
Okay, okay! We'll stop! Just don't start chucking those plates at us again!--Magus hath returned!
Yeah, we're going over to invade Spiderman and claim it in the name of The Family Circus.--Magus
"If someone asks us to 'DO "FREEBIRD"!' once more, I'm going to shove this flag up his ass. Sideways."--Paul T. Riddell
We're having a crusade to persuade our lesbian neighbors to come to Christ!--Daniel J.
Dad on a bender again? How the HELL are this room's walls and floor supposed to fit together?--Nitrolyte
Wait till you see our new act. I set fire to this flag while they play "Disco Inferno."--Greg J
It's performance art. We play the National Anthem in German while PJ takes your temperature with his rectal thermometer.--zazu
Damn it, I told you we're not signing that contract until you get daddy out of the band. He's always hung over and missing practice sessions.--Wha..?
Death Metal makes Sam go foamy.--Treb
We thought we'd provide a little "mood music" for you and the mailman. How 'bout some Bolero?--anon
Fine! Take PJ's cymbals! But you're gonna be one sorry lady come Grammy night!--Rob
Of course we know everybody hates the Village People! This is just one of our many endearing ways of cheesing everyone off!!--Bill Fortier
Hey, baby. Care to be a caged gyrating bimbo for our thrashcore band?--Kittycat
We're gonna be called "Cap'n Billy and the Seamen." Hey, why're you snickering?--Kittycat
Could you give us a lift? Daddy's friend Roy got us a gig at the Ramrod, and we go on stage in half an hour!--El Vez
Yeah,Bil hired us for a second cartoon. It's called Family Marching Band. He hired the lady next door to play the mommy because he spends more time with her anyway.--J-rad
You better give us the cookies, or we'll play another round of "Macho Man!"--Greg J
I've just conquered Dolly's head for Spanish colonization!--Riff
We're off to the tryouts for H.M.S. Pinafore!--Riff
The clerk at the music store left the place unmanned again.--Greg J
Welcome to the revolution, Mommy. Now go to your room.--Vice Pope Doug
"We're going to torment the Jehovah's Witnesses down the street. I march around with the flag, and they play Christmas carols."--Blake
OK, we'll do one more song. But this time the panties come off too!--ferret
A dollar each and we WON'T play Freebird!--patrik
Yup! Sergeant Billy's Lonely Farts Club Band. Got a problem with it?--patrik
We're running away to join the Freemen in Montana. DOWN WITH THE OPPRESSIVE, ILLEGAL FEDERAL GOVERNMENT! But first, we shall require peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!--Kurt L.
How many pieces of clothing have you got left in your strip poker game, Mommy? You wearin' a bra? Panties?--Nitrolyte
Daddy told us to put this stuff away. Where's a place where the sun doesn't shine?--Yakko
Harry Dinkle talked us into moving to Funky Winkerbean.--DMW
How about a little guessing game for you Mom. Why is Jeffy walking funny and where's PJ's other drumstick?--Rich Coughlan
Hey, I killed the son of a bitch, I get to keep the hat. I don't hear Tennille complaining, so why should you?--Craig
We're starting a rock band and we've decided to let you be our first groupie fuck-toy--Matt
Thanks for subbing for our go-go dancer, Mom!--Reynard
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