DFC #15
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc.
Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc.

I feel pretty...oh so pretty...!--jim k
Hot Damn, that growth injection really worked! I can pick these palm trees like they were flowers!--NO CARRIER
"Hare Krishna...Hare Hare Krishna!!!!"--Wade Wright
All of a sudden, I have this tremedous urge to re-decorate my room.--zazu
Marx, schmarx. *Poppies* are the opium of the masses!--Tom Jenkins
Pickin' dandelions sure is more fun when you pretend they're your enemies and blow their heads off!--Adam S.
You're right, Dad! With all these weeds, you can't see the pot until you're practically standing on it!--Pete B.
If Grandpa wanted me to pick nicer flowers for his grave, he shouldn't have beaten the shit out of me while he was still alive. So fuck off.--Pete B.
"Don't make a face, Dolly...at least it's food!"--Andy Ihnatko
Ha! Kind of ironic how I was thrown clear into a dandelion patch and all you 'Only Idiots Don't Wear Seat Belt' types are now trapped in a burning minivan, huh guys? ...Guys?--Andy Ihnatko
Ah, the pixies have returned. It's been a long winter without you, my little friends.--anon
Poppies, poppies everywhere!! Heroin is paying for my college education!--Tim K.
Daddy, will these work? I couldn't find any feathers.--Rishmawy
This is just like blowing daddy, white stuff everywhere!--John S.
I'll be high for years!--Nethicus
What's wrong, Mommy? The nice Bosnians just wanted me to walk all around this field and pick flowers.--The Unmasked Revenger
No, you blow ME.--anon
Where's all the hemp we planted?--anon
Boy, hayfever is a real bitch when you've only got one nostril.--anon
Oh oh! I have poo-poo in my crack!--David
You're right, Dad. Why should you blow $29.99 on a Weed Whacker when you have a ready pool of child slave labor at your command?--Trism
Lessee...brown gills, blue line around stem...yep, this here's a gold mine!--anon
Now I can put flowers in all of daddy's machine guns before he shoots us!--anon
Why is my picture on the back of this flower?--NO CARRIER
Oh yeah here it comes-another "fag" caption. Thank you BIL *FUCKIN* KEANE!!!--anon
Hey, Dolly, these have soft, little tufts of hair, too!--anon
Great, Bil. First you give me a football for a head, now it's a deformed mouth. Two words - Art Class !--anon
"...and the case of the flower decapitations is still unsolved, but police expect a break in the case any day now. This is Jeffy Keane, KDFC News, at the scene of the crime."--Paul T. Riddell
"...and I have that one hanging out my bum to keep in the little pixies! What part of this don't you understand?"--Paul T. Riddell
My whole family out with hayfever, and me with these! Now we'll see who's in charge!--D. Navarro
"Mom, there are some days when I just don't feel... fresh."--Larry Hastings
"Look, Mom, something that multiplies faster than you!"--Mr. Clean
WHOA! I didn't know mom could run *that* fast!--anon
Man, Billy, those guys from Bloom County were right! You eat a couple of these and you're on a whoooooole other plane of existence.--MichaelG
What's so funny? All I said is that I like to blow things!--Kittycat
If mommy dosen't put out after I give her these flowers, it's bitch slapping time.--anon
Hey, look! Children of the Dandelions!--Martin H. Booda
Heeeeeere she is! Miiiiiiiss America! Oh my God, I can't believe it! Thank you! Thank you so much!--anon
I'm gonna suck enough of these mothers to get a _major_ allergy attack! Then they'll 'ject me with pure Ephedrine and I'll be flyin' all night! I love weekends!--VPD
As Jeffyzilla continued his rampage through the Tokyo Arboretum, the military, led by the mysterious Doctor Iknato, prepared its secret weapon...--Paul T. Riddell

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