DFC #11
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc.
Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc.

When you're old, your turds look like this.--Nethicus
Hey, check it out! I stole the cord from the old biddy's colostomy bag! Five bucks she doesn't notice until she's covered in shit!--GM
Whoa! You ever take one of those dumps where the shit just keeps coming and coming in one big, long string?---db
Grandma, this isn't really the rope Grandpa hung himself with, is it?--Pete B.
Mom said to use this 'cuz it won't scratch up the bedposts.--zazu
I know it's not leather, but it'll have to do.--Rishmawy
Come on, I'll teach you that hangman's knot you've been cryin' about.--Rishmawy
This is a version of "jump rope" that one of daddy's CIA friends showed me...--ZooBoy
OK Jeffy, lets play "capital punishment in Utah". --kafka
Daddy says it's more fun to jerk your meat while suffocating.--kafka
Now tie me up, spank me, and treat me like the bitch that I am.--Ken D.
I think Gram's gone off the deep end. She's giving us her vericose viens.--Ron Martin
Gramma told me to blow it out my ass, so here it is.--anon
You sure this is a film of Grampa? The guy in it is wearin' nothing but a mask and black socks!--anon
It's not every family that turns their kids' umbilical cords into a keepsake heirloom, Jeffy.--Trism
Here, you can use this to keep that devotional statue of Grandma from falling off your head.--Trism
You remember the "Hope Bracelet" Gramma showed us, with a pearl for each of her five kids? Wait 'till she sees what I found in Mommy's dresser drawer!--Andy Ihnatko
Fortunately, Grampa was taking a nap on the sofa. Man, she wasn't lying! Ten and a half inches exactly!--Andy Ihnatko
Oh man, look what Daddy did to another set of my good pantyhose--anon
I want to tie up the bitch and rape her, but you have the penis. You do it.--billr
I found this under Daddy's car. I think it's the brake line.--anon
I'm telling you Jeffy - this footage I found under Grandma's bed _proves_ that snuff films are real!--Craig
I DID IT!!! I caught the dotted line that's been stalking you for all these years!!!--Magus
Sorry Jeffy, but you can't join our secret club unless you take care of Grandma "permanently."--Ray Gaskill
I've got a new game I saw on Oprah. It's called auto erotic asphyxiation!--Michaelreed
"...and you should have seen the size of the tampon it was attached to!"--Paul T. Riddell
"OK Billy, I'm gonna tie this rope around your neck for a little while and you go make grandma think I strangled you."--Dagan Bernstein
OK, now look at frame 1029 -- if the shot came from the book depository, then why is Kennedy's head jerking *away* from the grassy knoll?--El Vez
. . then granny spanks you, but it's a GOOD spanking, if you know what I mean . .--anon
Mommy says this is what the milkman uses to make her feel like the dirty girl she is.--Riff
Billy Why the hell did you have my "just my size Barbi" tied to the bed?!--double t 4 @aol.com
"Yes - in her hair. Are you kidding, you could hide a truck in that wig." --anon
How many feet of small intestine does Billy *really* need, anyway?--panicboy

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