DFC #40 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Remember, men! For this special operation, we will use no real names! You'll be called "Spook", he'll be "Specs", and I'll be "Melon-Head".--Riff
Man, NOBODY is gonna believe three kids armed with only a baseball bat could make off with an H-bomb core!--Bill Fortier
"Oh, yeah, all these black jokes are real funny," thought Jamal. "Come on, just tell one more," he thought as he gripped the bat tighter.--Greg J
Hey dad, look! It's Gary Coleman! ... yeah, I thought he was dead, too!--Kurt L.
Rules, smules, those losers just can't stand a good ass kickin'!--anon
I've got to take a crap like you would not believe! Never, I mean never drink a pot of coffee after eating shreded wheat!--Boschcat of the Apocalypse
Mom! Break out the heroin! We're gonna PARTY!--Boschcat of the Apocalypse
...an' after she trips over the soccer ball and impales herself on my pencil, you crush her skull with the baseball bat! It's just too perfect!--Kurt L.
Sunny-D? Go fuck yourself. I'm gonna have a beer.--Boschcat of the Apocalypse
Whew! Nothing like a good round of gay bashing to make you feel alive! Now, lets go watch that Pat Buchanan speech!--Boschcat of the Apocalypse
Yeah, I guess being blasted from behind with a flame thrower *would* be pretty painful. You seem to be taking it rather well, though.--Nitrolyte
No way! You been screwin' Dolly *too*? Man, she sure gets around!--Nitrolyte
Hey Dad! Next time could you draw us with a little less homework and a little more 'action', if you know what I mean?--Nitrolyte
No way! You been screwin' Jeffy *too*? Man, he sure gets around!--Nitrolyte
Call the NAACP, cause if I'm not mistaken, my buddy's report card is addressed to 'Sambo.'--Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar
Hey mom! What's for din. . .aw mom, not with the mailman again!--Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar
Wow, the ACLU is gonna be real proud of dad with all the ethnic diversity in this cartoon!--Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar
It took three of us, but I finally beat the hell out of that dotted line that keeps following me.--Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar
Mom, we're going up to my room for an orgy! Don't wait up!--J-rad
Nah, once I got past that "Affirmative Action" thing, having another brother was pretty cool!--anon
OK, gang, the 'One-Notstil Club' is on the move...--The Unmasked Revenger
OK, my little droogs, let's head to the milk bar before our night of ultraviolence.--The Unmasked Revenger
This blackout is cool! Let's go loot the liquor store next!--anon
Mom, I'm surrounded by freaks and I love it!--Billy
Look who I found sleeping in out backyard! Can we keep them?--Billy
"We met the new kids next door and explained the chain of command. They had some nice stuff, too."--Tim Harrod
Mommy! Daddy! Look! We're not the only one-nostriled freaks in the world!--ik
School was great mom! We learned all about racial stereotypes! Jamal here is going into professional sports, O'Hanrahan is going to get drunk and play soccer, while I get to maintain the White, Jeudeo-Christian Patriarchy!--PbYaga
Okay, you hit Mom on the head with the bat and then you can each have your way with her for $20. On second thought, she'll probably do it without hte concussion.--Meli O'Girl
"Yo! A little lemonade for my ethnically diverse, athletically inclined friends!"--Tim Harrod
We here at DFC believe that dorkiness can transcend racial barriers.--Lord G
The old man at the sporting goods store never knew what hit him! It was just BLAM! BLAM! and his ass dropped like a rock!--anon
Hey Mom, today they started bussing in kids from the "other" side of the comics page!--Rich Coughlan
"Ya know guys, coming out of the closet together lifted such a load off my shoulders, I just want to go out and buy something pretty!"--anon
Billy was dumber than hell, and he was usually riding a gnarly cocktail of uppers and halucenogens, which didn't help one bit. I vividly remember the time he and some of his buddies got really wacked-out, decided they were a gang, stole some sports equipment from props, and challenged some neighborhood crack dealers to a "rumble". Post-production had to edit out the scars on his face for the next six months. -- Dolly, _Memoirs_--Pete B. (Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Felix. ;] )
I'm warning you right now, my report card's all D's, but one word out of you and my main man Marno smacks you upside the dome for a home run.--Trism
So how come Bugs is always munching a carrot? You never see him reaching into his drawers for a handful of pellets...--Reynard D. Fox
Check it out, Mom! We're the 'uno nostrelo' gang!--anon
Hey, dad! There guys say they're my brothers! Don't you ever use a rubber?--Anon of Ibid
School was great today. Joey got to smash bigots with his bat--anon
Three guys walk into a bar, a Negro, a WASP and a Jew...--Juke
Back to the DFC Archive index