DFC #65
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc.
Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc.

And you yell at me for sucking my thumb!!!--anon
If he's only removing the garter then why does he have his head under your dress?--zazu
...and coleslaw at *BOTH* ends of the table? Boy you guys went all out, didn't you?--zazu
"Fine... you don't hafta look at it... but that won't change the fact that Billy and I are very happy together!"--anon
I still say this isn't proof that you're married. These could be prom pictures, fer Chrissakes!--Capt. phealy
I just realized -- you have sex with each other! Don't you? Oh my God, that's gross!--Kurt L.
So Dad, was this your first or second failed marriage?--Matt
"How come Billy got to go to the wedding, an' I didn't?"--Mr. Clean
"I thought Grandpa shot himself right after you brought Dad home."--Mr. Clean
Daddy, that Flock of Seagulls hair cut was YOU!--DarkURTHE
You guys had a nude wedding? How did the ringbearer carry the.....Nevermind.--Jadie
So, Mom, did the photographer charge extra to stick around through the honeymoon?--Paul Roub
Say - if you guys got married in 1957, why am I still six years old?--Riff
Sorry, mom, but you're wrong. Pamela and Tommy Lee did have a classier wedding.--Aug-mentor
Well, in a sense it is working... now I do want a fairytale wedding... only it's going to be me in that bitchen tux, waiting for my girl to come down that aisle!--Horselover Fat
"You guys look so happy in these... I hardly recognized you."--Blake
"Following the honeymoon, Mr. and Mrs. Keane plan to live in Sumner, New York where Mr. Keane will pursue a fine art career and Mrs. Keane will finish her first novel." Jesus, I don't care how many times I read that...it's still funny!!!--anon.
I can't _believe_ you put that picture in there !! Can Daddy still fit in Mommy's wedding dress?--Vice Pope Doug
I didn't know we were Satanists !!--Vice Pope Doug
How old was I in this picture?--Roy
Wow! Daddy passed out into the wedding cake just like he did at PJ's birthday party!--Nethicus
Did Daddy shave off his chest hair, or did he just not have any?--M. Ferris
"No way!" You used to have FRIENDS??!!!"--JoAnne
I see that Dad's drinking problem started long before us kids were around. He always says it's our fault he drinks!--sandman
Jeez, Thel, you must have been eight months gone when this was taken. Where'd you get the wedding dress? Designs by Khayam?--Zenmaster
You wore white?!!!!--Rishmawy
I'd rather be bound, gagged, covered with honey and left on an ant hill than look through this thing again. --Rishmawy
Hey Dad? What's with the sock puppets?--Monk n Treb
Wow mom! I didn't realize you had the "Hells Angels" as ushers in your wedding!--kafka
Bill and Tish? Mommy, who's this "Tish" person?--Toozday
So who's the geek in the penguin suit?--gaia
"Even though the marriage was annulled by the state, I will always remember my week with Jerry Lee as the happiest of my life."--Tom M
No way! Your mack truck ass in this Porsche of a dress. I don't think so.--Roxanne LeReaux
You never told me Sonny and Cher came to your wedding.--Thalia
Dad's holding the cake knife with his left hand, but the killer was right-handed! It had to be Uncle Roy, he's the only one who would have had access to Dad's semen samples!--Greg J
Hey Billy, check it out! Our real Dad is some Mexican guy named Chino!--Vincent Van Gopher
Mommy, was it hard saying "I do" lying face-down in a pool of vomit?--anon
So when did you get your tattoos removed?--zazu
This says "Bill and Thel". Musta been BEFORE someone knocked the "L" out of him....--anon
I have to disagree. I really DON'T think you were showing all that much.--anon
Nice nipple ring, mom!--Capt. phealy
"Wait a minute...there's a '94 Plymouth in the background of one of these pictures! But you said you got married in 1979! I smell Photoshop!"--zed-3d

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