DFC #6 |
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And put some ground glass in Mommy's cereal, I want Daddy all to myself.--anon
...and if I should die before I wake.....well it's probably because I still smoke in bed.--anon
"Ia! Shub-Niggurath! Black goat of the woods with a thousand young!"--Paul T. Riddell
Remember, that's the Barbie "Li'l Snapper" Dominatrix Set, with the Slave Ken doll.--anon
Lord, don't let them find the priests head.--newcomer
Please let the EPT be mistaken.--anon
So I'm in this position with Daddy -- is the "eyes closed" part mandatory?--anonymous
Please give me the strength to endure one more of Daddy's "sleepwalks".--Rishmawy
Elbows and a forehead. Please.--anon
Ah! Come in Mrs. Keane. I'm so glad you received my invitation, for I think we need to discuss a little matter of MUR...damn, I really should be in a big swivel chair for this...--Andy Ihnatko
...And please let me have a normal size bedroom door.--ewhac
"... and please make Bil Keane draw me thinner, with a tight little ass."--GM
..and please make my head round.--anon
and please, PLEASE give us some color!--anon
Please don't let anyone give me yet another caption about the size and shape of my head.--Blake
Agent X-12Z reporting to Mothership 7. The humanoids still suspect nothing.--Eli Free
...and please let my boobies grow up to be as full and perky as Mommy's. Amen.--Craig
"...and please, Lord, let me survive tomorrow's snake handling service at church."--Tim K.
And God, I know I've asked every night for 30 years, but I'd really, really like to go through puberty. I mean, Jesus, I'm getting called to go take a mammogram and I don't have no fuckin' TITS, Man!!--anon
"I could have been a member of the Addamses, the Munsters, or the Mansons, but nooooo..."--Paul T. Riddell
And please let me find out that I was adopted.--anon
...and please let me get out of the country before the Feds find the body.--anon
...and please allow Daddy to continue to use his unfunny comic strip to impose his Christianity on America.--Bill Milano
...and please make Mommy and Daddy allow me to take my hair down at night so that I can actually sleep.--anon
...and Bil, could you start drawing Daddy to look like the hot guy from The X-files? --anon
Oh Lord, please let the nice Social Services lady they've locked in the basement escape so that she can get help for us all.--MichaelG
...and thank you for not giving me mommy's butt-ugly hair. Amen.--Uncle Al
"Please make the government legalize third-term abortions so's I can get rid of Daddy's hellspawn that's making me bloat like an Alabama senator."--Uncle Al
God? Please let Bil get a vascectonomy, PJ was already too big of a strain...Amen--big Al
...and if you will cure this horrible rash, I promise never to have unprotected sex again.--Adam S.
"Lord, Janie Berkman called me a bad name in school today. I want her face eaten by rats."--Brian Pacula
I pray that one day Bil Keane finds that bastard and guts him like a fish.--Bil Keane
...and if I should die before I wake ... well, the cops will know to pick up Billy.--anon
...and please, God, stop my head from turning into a watermelon. --Roy Olsen
Okay, I'll admit it, turning Mommy into a towel rack was impressive. But I won't truly believe in Your power until You turn Daddy into a toilet paper dispenser.--Pete B.
... and in the morning I wanna see hooters, or the deal's off...--anon
And please make the voices stop telling me Mommy tastes like chicken. --Nick
"...and please, Greg, no more ritalin or incest jokes."--anon
... and stop Mommy from dressing me like a Rose Bowl float.--Tom Jenkins
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