DFC #66 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Well, if that IS a banana, what's Billy holding on the hostages?--Capt. phealy
Well yes, it's common name is "Banana", but it's botanical name is "Coney Island Wife Tamer!--zazu
can't.....rrrreach....utility...belt!--zazu
Hey pardner, let's amble on over to the nambla ranch!--paTRICK heSTER
It's sweet that you want to help, Jeffy, but Daddy's gonna pull off this bank job on his own.--MechaGumby
Hey, Jeffy. Guess I should explain why I'm floating around like this. Well, remember when I saw you earlier with my holster and you said you didn't know where the gun was? Well, then I strolled into the bedroom and there was your Mom, standing there all determined with her hand behind her back and well, to make a long story short, looks like there's gonna be twice as many sappy angel strips from now on.--MechaGumby
"Jeffy, isn't it great? I got $50 from the Banana Marketing Board!"--Mr. Clean
"Don't blame me, Jeffy. Blame those ^%$*^%#* gun control wimps!"--Mr. Clean
The cowboy suit and the banana are good, but it's the bedroom eyes that'll make you the hit of the lodge party tonight.--anon
Yes, that is a nice costume you've put together, there, Jeffy. Now if I could just have the banana and the spurs back, please -- your Mom's getting anxious.--Paul Roub
Honey! You shrank my flannel shirt from cartoon #60! Now what the fuck am I gonna wear when I wanna feel butch?--Riff
OK, Jeffy, you go on right after Dolly and Barfy. And this time, remember,it's pelvis OUT, buttocks IN!--Capt. phealy
Well, you kids all got your mother's melon head, but the fashion sense is unmistakably mine!--Roy
Uh..son. You may wanna wipe the KY-Jelly off of your "six gun" before it messes up your holster.--kafka
We're dealing with a dead battery issue in the bedroom -- can I borrow that banana for about 20 minutes?--Vice Pope Doug
Billy, are you trying to annoy Freud's ghost, or what?--Zenmaster
Goddamn it boy! How many times do I have to tell you?! It's stem *DOWN*!--Phaze
Next time, Jeffy, think "pants".--Traffic Man
Mom's tied up on the bed in her Pocohantas outfit, you can go in now.--Traffic Man
Why that is a banana. I guess I shouldn't draw without my glasses.--DMW
"Saaay, feller, is that a banana in your holster or are you just happy...ahh, fuck it! Just pull my finger already.--Mask
Y'know, I love it when you kids do stupid crap like this. I barely have to think at all--just draw it up and cash the check! Bahahaha!--anon
Wow, little boys, cowboy outfits and bananas! It's like one of my fantasies come to life!--Vincent Van Gopher
Looks like your getting ready for a drive-by "fruiting", eh? HAW HAW HAW HAW!--zazu
"Hey there, Pardner. I see you're packin' a banana. Well, good for you! Bananas are a great source of potassium and iron, and they'll help you grow up to be a big, strong cowpoke! And there ain't no better friend to a fella when he's out on the range all alone... 'cept maybe his horse."--zed-3d
"Hey, Jeffy, let's you 'n' me have a quick-draw contest! Just a second -- I'll go get my TASER."--zed-3d
"...Eat your gun...heh heh heh...that's funny. Heh heh... of course, there was a time back in `Nam when I almost did eat my gun. I remember, Jimmy Dugan and I were holed up in this trench just north of PuSan, and this rocket came in and just blew Jimmy's head off...that poor fucker. I can still see his severed head, lying there, one eye gone, along with half of his head, and the other eye just staring at me as if to wonder why I deserved to live and he didn't... oh, quit your goddamn crying, son!"--zed-3d
Son, I've told you and told you, the banana goes on the right side if your're submissive...--The Sandman
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