DFC #41 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
You mean you weren't aware of Billy's *glug glug* problem?--night prowler
I've been working out, fat ass.--Troll Ticket
Chest hair. I've got one. You don't.--Teo
Dolly, just keep your opinons to yourself or I'll slap your mouth right off of your fa--...never mind, I see that Dad beat me to it....--The Unmasked Revenger
Could you help me get my thumb up to my mouth?--Dan Krause
YOU'RE the new police artist?!? Hell! I'm gonna knock over a gas station!!--Bill Fortier
You want me to pose nude?--Toozday
You think you're hot stuff. Guess who just nailed both Mary Worth and Lucy vanPelt!--Toozday
Listen, Dolly, I saw how much you sold "Cat, Briefcase, Coffee tabel, Crazy Glue" for...so, if you want to sketch me nude again, there's gonna be a $200 sitting fee.--The Unmasked Revenger
Daddy says I have the best butt.--Matt Faulhaber
The insurance wouldn't cover a hospital stay, so I have to keep my thumb stuck here until the tracheotomy heals!--OddbodyAS2
"I am the man. You are the bitch. This will not be explained again."--Tim Harrod
Tomorrow I'm goin' ta get the bumps on my head sanded down.--DMW
"Whoa! LSD flashback! Your head is getting HUGE! Oh wait... I've never done LSD."--anon
Miss Jones says _I_ have the biggest dick in the whole third grade!--Groundfault
Well, since dad didn't do it, I'll draw in your mouth...gimme the pen.--Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar
Here's a fun game Dolly - close your eyes, put your hand in my pocket and draw what you think it is.--Julius Uno
"Blah blah blah Sex, blah blah violence, blah melon-shaped heads."--Tim Harrod
Hey, you ever seen someone walk more pigeon toed than me?--Rich Coughlan
I passed my stone!--Friend of Tone Csernak, Student of Nuclear Engineering
I just wanted to let you know I've been promoted again. And you thought that the "cute drawing" shit was gonna buy you something.--anon
Billy was so intent at practicing his testimony that he walked *smack* into Dolly, resulting in her concussion, and a whole new court action.--The Sandman
Hey, Dolly! This is sign language for 'Medicine Ball Head.'--Horselover Fat
You've gotta check this out -- the fuckers are actually TRYING to get on the stupid list!--Pete B.
Are you kidding me? Bil's been drawing me for years and look how miserable my life is. I shudder to think what would happen to me if YOU started drawing me!--BK
Whatcha so shocked about? All mommies and daddies do that! It's how you were born!--Kittycat
Get this: Dennis told me that Mr. Wilson will pay you $100 if you let him take pictures of you takin' a bath! And I'll be nice and only take 15% 'cuz it was so easy to find this one. --Adam Schabtach
I got a penis... Youuuuu don't.. --studly
Hey guess what - Dad just lost you in a poker game!--patrik
Guess what? _I_ have a chubby!--BK
* I * get to be the 'speriment for Billy's "Just Say No" Project. He told me to tell everyone to "run before it kicks in". Cool, huh?--VPD
[insert obligatory masturbation reference of your choice]--Reynard D. Fox
I've found that spray paint provides a more dramatic medium for expression -- check out grampa's car.--Patrick
Dolly, does my wrist looks limpy enough?--Buzzhole
No, I won't let you draw me in the nude. You'll have to keep your panties on.--anon
No time for the old in-out now, love, I've come to read the meter...--Greg J
I just got cast for a Calvin Klein commercial. I'm gonna give a blowjob on TV!--Roy
*I* Just found out where my prostate is!--zazu
Well the pigs let me off on that posession rap, but I had to give them your name.--paTRICK heSTER
You be the cheap Korean cartoonist labour, and I'll be the top-paid American agent!--Nitrolyte
Well yes, I suppose I am feeling a little cocky today. Does that amuse you?--Diggit
When I think about Cathy I touch myself!--Reynard
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