DFC #3
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc.
Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc.

You'll enjoy it more if you don't ride sidesaddle, dear.--anon
"No, I really don't want to see what body part you got pierced this week, dear. "--Paul T. Riddell
Yes, tell me all about your new job, honey.--Oliver Klosoff
You have to bathe in the sink until we clean the blood out of the bathtub.--anon
Billy, you can look like Dolly *until* you take off your clothes.--anon
Did you enjoy the Fellini festival, Dear?--anon
Okay, I'll turn around, but if you're naked and sitting on a hobby horse, so help me god, there's gonna be one helluva beat down!--anon
Yes..I think the saddle horn got its name just like you discovered, honey..--Virtual Bob
No, I don't think any nightclub would hire you with an oval skull like that.--Action Weaselfeet Jackson
Red, swollen, small blisters? Yes dear, it could be herpes.--Roxanne LeReaux
Yes dear, but Lady Godiva had a reason.--Roxanne LeReaux
"Well, in all of the strip poker games I've been in, a ponytail holder doesn't count as clothing, so yeah, if that's all you had left then you'd have to pay the penalty. Why do you ask?"--Andy Ihnatko
"Well, I think that's what Freud would say. Of course, no one would be dumb enonugh try it in the first place."--DrBill
"I think the NC-17 rating system went out with 'Showgirls', dear. You're better off trying for a Disney film."--Paul T. Riddell
Not now, honey, mommy's busy washing her shattered dreams... I mean, the *dishes*.--Gabriel Meister
That's right honey, keep touching yourself there and you'll go blind. Why do you think Daddy needs such thick glasses?--matt
Sorry, Mommy's busy right now, but maybe Daddy can show you how to put on the lubricant.--matt
"Now Dolly, maybe your throat is, but I'm sure your cheeks aren't feeling a little hoarse."--anon
The human body is a beautiful thing, dear! Not to be joked about! Except yours.--Toby Wong
hey! you're naked on a horse!--anon
"OK, now Simon Sez: run to the neighbors yelling 'No, daddy, no!'"--Jeffy

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