Remember back in The Day, when the Internet was dominated by freaks, weirdos, eccentrics and maniacs?
- Before every common rube and yokel with a phone line and a 486 was allowed access?
- Before every middle-aged suburban housewife could prop up her own web page?
- Before every snot-nosed teenager could buy a domain name with his parents' credit card?
- Before Corporate America put a ".com" on everything they made?
|"Kewl" Sites Of Whenever?||A THING OF THE PAST.|
|Top 5% sites?||NOT HERE.|
|Star Trek sites?||SET PHASERS TO "IGNORE."|
routes your internet traffic around so-called "Quality" sites, granting you faster access to The One True Web...
The Weird Web that Congress and the Pentagon don't want you to see! Shit like this:
The late Bill Hicks, the greatest comedian you've never heard of.
(Bill just didn't have what it takes to do Disney movies and truck commercials)
The Reverend Tim McIntire
"Pornography is good for you."
The former home of the Dysfunctional Family Circus, but that's another matter.
"You can always tell if it's going to be a big one during the first few moments and this one felt like no big deal so I saw no reason to stop typing out the word 'fuckknuckle'.
"Yes, it's a compound word, not two words, ya jag."
Amateur science + cute girls = Cool!
Acts Of Gord
"You don't have very good customer service!"
"You aren't a very good customer."
Ah, customer service theway!
by Greg Peters (1962-2013)
more info here. (click "show notes")
The Church Of The SubGenius.
Eternal salvation or triple your money back!
"You will send me four dead cats in a shoebox. I will send you high-quality photos of them as marionettes."
marketer: "Thank you for your time. Your blog is not a good fit for us presently."
"Please excuse the language. I've been exposed to small but constant levels of solar radiation for the last fourteen years, and sometimes I swear to God I can feel parts of my skull liquefying, and I have to lie down before I get the shakes."
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